Saturday, January 2, 2010

Another Big New Year

It’s 2010 and you are fat!

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Maybe you are, maybe you're not but you will have to endure a month of the most intense diet related programming the world has yet heard and seen. Why you may ask? Is it because someone knows something you do not about how we all get so fat and how we can all get skinny. No, it is because people who believe they are fat also believe that they can spend their way to a smaller profile.

It ain’t going to happen America. It is all a waste of money. For the next month every type of media will be all about fat and we will all just keep on getting larger regardless. They will say they are interested in your health and try to convince you they can be your hero. They want your money and that is that. Unfortunately they will not be quiet about it and we will all have to hear it over and over until Oprah and the rest give up in favor of next new year when the conditions are just right again or maximum profits.

Eat less and move more in the years to come my friends. Keep your hard earned money and bring an end to all the shysters with their powders, pills, potions and plans. I am tired of hearing all about it on radio,internet and TV. It will free them up to do more legitimate things with their lives.

3 comments:

  1. My pocketbook thanks you!!! Eat less...move more! So simple, yet so hard to accomplish. I have to admit, I am one of those people who get sucked into infomercials. I was actually going tonight to buy this new-fangled piece of exercise equipment, and have now deceided not to... thank you for your post.:0) WW

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  2. Their is correlation between money and weight goes like this. The less money you spend the lighter you become. The more moeny you spend the heavier :)
    Here is where I spend a little to try to stay healthy ($15.00 monthy with no contract).Funny thing about exercise is it always works up my appetite. Everything always brings me back to moderation. Oye.

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  3. Wow... didn't even know that was there. Then there is always Bayshore.We are so lucky to live in a city with such beautiful views.

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