Bald Billy

Before I used to shave my head to the skin I did not know some of the benefits of having no hair on your head. Just a few are:

• You feel much cooler when it is hot.
• You do not have to brush your hair (I never did anyway).
• You can turn your head faster, no wind resistance.
• You can move through the water like a dolphin.
• You can tell instantly who likes you just for your hair!
• It takes no time to dry your scalp after a shower.

You have got to try this everybody. I expect to see you all bald within the week! Remember to wear sunscreen after you have no hair or your scalp will burn really bad!