I voted today and what a thrill it is! Yes I have voted and it is a pretty safe bet you are still at least a week away for casting your ballots. Come on get a move on you slow pokes. I suppose you will have to use the computer voting machines too. We all know how reliable computers are. One glitch and your vote no longer exists mean while my vote is as plain as day on good old-fashioned paper marked with indelible ink. Get with it my fellow citizens you have got to be proactive this is our future were talking about here.
Did I mention that I have voted while the majority of American’s are still more than a week away and probably have no idea what is on the ballot. I feel so smug. I am just oozing with superiority. To think that I will not have to trudge off to my polling place and mingle with the common people as they touch screen their votes and hope that the system doesn’t crash down around them.
Yeee Haaaw I feel like somebody today. I am a winner!! I am one of the few, the proud, the early voters.
