She walks happily along the garden path admiring the many flowers when she sees something. A small creature is resting on a frangipani Leaf. She approaches cautiously and is immediately attracted to the female human’s great weakness, the fuzzy little face of a kitten. Suddenly she is taken aback. She realizes this is no ordinary kitten for it has the female human’s worst nightmare, a moist green frog.
Oh the humanity what a cruel trick of nature. There is just no telling how long she stands frozen with affection and loathing.
Disclaimer: This story does not represent all human females’ reactions to either frogs or kittens. Reactions may vary based upon upbringing, hair color, siblings and a host of other life variables. Women are wonderful and I like them a whole bunch, although I find myself constantly resisting the desire to clown around, sass, tease, and otherwise act like a fool when in their proximity.
That freaked me out until a sec later i realized you just blended two pics together
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