Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls step right up and see the most amazing sight your optic nerves have ever transmitted to your ever loving brain. Never before in the history of dry goods has this singularly strange and wonderful oddity been displayed for the world to see. Remember when you tell your friends and family of this amazing sight to give Billy credit for making this thrill available to anyone with the courage to view it.
It all started at tonight's children's church on Davis Islands. Everyone was seated around the table in their child sized chairs, when curly haired Emory extended what looked like an ordinary Cheerio toward Mr. Billy's mouth. Mr. Billy took a closer look as he always does when one of the little people offers him what appears to be a food item. It looked at first blush to be two Cheerios stuck together but upon further examination turned out to be so much more. In fact it was a Cheerio within a Cheerio. Some time during the production of hundreds of thousands of Cheerios two renegade Cheerios had come together, one having squeezed itself into the center or the other. This had to have occurred while one or both of said Cheerios were still pliable presumably before the baking process. This is just beyond comprehension. Not since man's fateful trip to the moon has something so improbable taken place.
